Anonymous asked:
Zayn uses his quiff as a tool when giving oral sex, after learning this the rest of the boys decided to take this tip. Except Harry who just uses his massive nose.
Anonymous asked:
A "fact" : Niall got his braces because of the PlasticBieber tweets!
ew plasticbieber excuse me while i fling myself off of a cliff
Anonymous asked:
Louis is a cocaine smuggler who uses his ass to hide the drugs.
wHAT IS THIS WHERE DO U COME UP WITH THIS STUFF

Anonymous asked:
"fact": Harry's first time was with a Venezuelan girl called Karen when both were 14y/o. They still talk.
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No no no no no no no no no:( noooooooooo
its not true
hence the url
bullshit1dfacts
Anonymous asked:
fact: because nial eats so much, he has to go to the loo 46 times more than the average person. because of this, he often misses his flights.
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TWINNING IT SISTER! Where are you from!? :) .x